If you mess around with him, he will rip you appart!

You cant run, you cant hide
The first superhero born of nuclear waste
His name is toxic avenger
If you are the bad guys the toxic avenger will eat your eyes

Toxic avenger has no mercy
Saving the people and even fucking the girls
The first superhero born of nuclear waste!
He smashes drug dealers!

He is a hero, he is a lover, he is toxic avenger
Arrgh roaar arr